Check it out!
The band is in the house!!
If you missed it yesterday, there's still time to rock it out! Head on over. Grab a drink (I.D., please), grab a seat, and grab your mojo, because it's time to get it on with:
Maelstrom, the Concert!
Before and after, there's a sidebar where you can chat with the demons, er, band. Also, you can head back here and PARTY!
So, let's go. Get your jackets......we'll need some water......who wants to sneak in some snacks?......everyone use the potty?....okay. Everyone in! Time to hit the road!
Let's go get our rock ON, baby!
52 comments:
Wheeeeee!
Hi
Cool!
I've never been to a concert. Can't wait.
Shadow
Dude this is going to rock.
I just found out I can only drop by though. Demons are attacking our Council House.
I left Brian sleeping. Don't want him coming here -he'd get up there with you and start playing and singing. Thinks he's wonderful, y'know, but he's so NOT! Wonder if I'll recognize anyone in the crowd? Maybe they'll recognize me - I've probably got more piercings than anyone else and I put a green streak in my purple hair. Oh, don't be put off by my sneer, it's all just show. Do say hello. I hope I see Aidan and Bo, though I guess they'll be too busy to speak.
oh there are so many people... Ouch! That lady just elbowed me! When will the music start? I wonder if they'll play a banjo...
Oh I'm sorry, did I step on you? Really sorry. Oh no it's bleeding! Sorry, it's the iron spikes.. For grip, you know?
This place is crowded.. I've never seen so many people.
-berta
Ooooh - how exciting. The last concert I was at was in 1987 - things have probably changed a lot since two cans of cider and a packet of john player blue was the highpoint of the evening.
Candy, I'm never too busy to talk to you.
But I do have to leave soon.
Came with Jam and Egg - can't even get rid of them!
Some woman behind me wants to stand in my square inch - I don't care if she is trying to use a chest the size of a small mountain range - she ain't have my space!
FLOWER
Flower, don't tell me Petunia is at the club! Is she still after me? That could be a problem.
That better be some other large-chested woman.
Send her backstage between sets!
What's her blood type?
Hi everyone
Okay. I'm going now. My mom says I can. But I can't have any drinks.
Shadow
Woof, woof, woof!
For a bunch of fictional characters, you guys ROCK! I can't believe you actually have t-shirts for sale. That is just too funny.
Hi
I snuck a beer. No one saw.
I'm going back.
Shadow
Chest woman is one mad freaky dancer - she has elbows of mass distruction! They are still more signs of her need for global domination of my square of floor. Egg says he thinks it's a girl thing - he'd just have moved!
I am so staying right here. I can see glimpses of the band over the unreasonably tall guy's shoulder and between the bubble blonds - besides it's my square!!
FLOWER
The bust is coated in a thin layer of band tee-shirt - is she with one of you?
Woa,
Some clog bearing women just mashed my feet!
And I was just dancing nicely...
-fif yin
green fairy
(mischief happens)
Me and my new man, Basil, thought it was a rockin' good time.
Basil prefers my more modest size breasts, btw, so that wasn't *me* on the dance floor,
(although it might have been my friend, Susan Boyles).
-Petunia
That was really great! I tried to leave a message there but they wouldn't accept it. The barman gave me a great Shandy which I immediately spilled over one small man's bald head. I tried to explain it wasn't my fault, someone knocked my elbow with the toe of a high kick, which there most definately wasn't room for. Anyway I hadn't realized that the little man had already just lost his toupe so my drink was the final topping, as one might say.
I fought my way back to the bar and got a smaller drink that I don't know the name of but it was green and matched my hair streak.Tasted pepperminty and made the music sound farther away. I think I saw Destiny, but missed Aldan. Scruffy was surfing along the floor and should be pretty plump when he arrives home. Hope he doesn't barf on his person's couch.I waved at you, Ricky, did you see me? My hand almost encroached on Flower's square inch. (Does air space count?) so I quickly retrieved it and while doing so dabbled my fingers in a large, almost naked, lady's cream cheese crackers. I found a close by shirt to wipe them on so that was all right.
Found a comfy couch to nap on then got another green drink. So pretty!
That woman with the big breasts was fun. She came back stage between sets and I took her out back and showed her the tour bus. She sure is a lively gal. Anyone catch her name?
I've entered the building, sugar.
Thank you very much.
Bo? Anyone seen Bo?
Mama needs some more sweetner for her coffee.
Bo? Where's my big, bad Bo?
Looks like someone came back for more, Bo!
Don't laugh. It's not funny.
There you are, lovey.
Come give me a hug, my little honey-bunny-ugams.
Mama needs someone to give her porch swings just a teensy-eensy push.
Can you do that, honey-bunny?
There's only one way he likes to make porch swings swing, lady, and I'm not sure that's the kind of pushing you have in mind.
Too bad I can't get around your chest to get to your neck. I love type O.
Triple EEE:
That Bo is kind of hot. Did you notice anything that seemed...um...contagious? Are you feeling at all symptomatic this morning? Besides a hangover, I mean. Just curious.
Can I just call you Tripoli?
Pardon? I can't hear a thing over the ringing in my ears!
I got to chat to the support band out at the merchandising stand. They were funny. I thought I was going back for a party but Jam spoiled my night 'cos he said 'Partying back in their room' didn't mean party-ing!
They did look a bit pale when I admitted the 15 part - and if Eddy Egg laughs at me one more time I'm going try to remove his head -again! It's one way to stop him from being overly smug!
Anon and Tripoli, I thankfully can't speak from personal experience, but all my research indicates incubi can't transmit any diseases.
They can transmit something else, though, and the band has a lawyer on retainer to handle any child support claims.
I hope you don't need this information. Ever.
MAELSTROM
Loud, scary music -
barking much worse than their bite;
had such fun tonight!
#Haiku - TWITTER POET!!
Dear Maelstrom, the Concert,
Oh, I am so thrilled to be attending a concert with you young people. I have not been to a concert in years.
I do hope I dressed appropriately. Is it proper to wear gloves to a formal event these days? I thought perhaps not, so I did leave them home. It is so difficult to keep up with the current fashions, you know.
I was sorry I was not able to attend the concert yesterday, so how lovely that I can still do so today.
I am very much looking forward to hearing your delightful music.
Sincerely,
Ms. Fettleston
Hi Candy,
Thanks for taking me home.
My mom was mad.
I don't care. I'm going back.
Shadow
Ricky,
Thanks for the information. I make it a point not to get pregnant since all that time keeping the eggs warm is so boring. And then the little blighters just won't stop eating! Each one of them thinks they are the only one or something, like you don't have 665 other ones to look after.
So anyway, child support wouldn't be an issue. I've taken measures. If Bo's busy maybe you'd like to blow off some steam? The werewolf strike situation must be making you very tense...
I know an establishment that doesn't admit djinn. Just in case.
No, Shadow, you stay home! Especially after that big story I had to tell your mum. Just look in the mirror in your room until you can see yourself. I'll be working in the pub and will see if you go by...
Thanks for the, uh...interesting offer, Anon 12:31, but even before there was a djinn in my life, I didn't make a habit of going off alone with people who don't have names.
No hard feelings, I hope. Have a drink and tell the bartender it's on my tab.
Hey y'all
Sorry I had to bail early. Things got kind of hairy over at Council House. They had to draw a lot of my blood to ward off all the demons and then you know Councilors, they have to debrief for hours after every fight.
Sounds like it was really fun.
I would've gladly helped draw your blood, Aidan. I'm a little hurt you didn't ask. I get bored between sets, you know.
And I haven't been in a fight in a long time. Invite me next time, okay?
Ricky,
I have many names. Most of them are impossible to pronounce in human tongues and would shatter the glass around the bar if you tried. I am currently partial to "Sirena" in settings such as this weekend's.
Thanks for the free drink. Unfortunately the bar at that establishment did not offer any fermented sea serpent's milk. I let the barkeep know that my favorite is Loch Ness, single malt, aged 18 years and tipped him anyway. It's not his fault, after all.
Just in case your polite refusal was not strictly out of loyalty to your djinn, I wanted to direct you to the awareness group I've started. Oviparites United for More Equality! (OVUM for short.) Please visit our website for more information on prejudice against oviparous females. I expect the best when attending a function catering to demons but barriers still exist. Most humans find me extremely appealing in the form I assume for landlubbing but the egg thing kind of freaks them out.
Not everything you read about us in Beowulf is true. For instance, we're not all about getting knocked up.
I wish you all the best and still have high hopes for Bo. Some guys appreciate a good tentacle.
Kalila, you were so depleted after the fight with Thor that you spent half an hour on the roof feeding on the wind. I don't think it's wise to go getting into random demon fights.
You're so cute when you try to protect me, Ricky.
Sirena, I'm always up for a good time, and I'm not picky about things like tentacles, eggs, or whatever. But don't say too much about your cause, okay? Nevin falls for every cause that comes down the pike, which is how we got roped into doing a bunny concert two months ago.
Thanks everyone, for coming to the show! We had a great time and we hope you did, too.
Bo,
I would like nothing more than to get together with you and not discuss causes. Call me anytime. Here's my shell number.
kisses,
Sirena
PS: Does anyone besides me think it's funny that my word verification is "guill"? Pronounced "gill"?
Hey, everyone! We just heard a rumor that a book about us has been accepted for publication!
Oh, that's just great, Kalila. Now you're going to be even more bitchy and arrogant than ever.
Wow, Kahilla - that's amazing! Congratulations!!
Vic and Kalila,
You guys are on. Except I'll be needing the blood for our weapons. But I might be able to spare a snack. I regen quick.
Wow, Kalila, That's great news!!
Dear Malestrom,
That is wonderful news, dears. I am so happy for you!
I did so enjoy your concert yesterday. Thank you so much for inviting me.
Sincerely,
Ms. Fettleston
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