A place for characters of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds and genres. Welcome!
Oh, how horrible!!! (hides face) Clearly someone has punished these two giants by casting a spell on them and displaying them naked in public. They must be covered and put someplace safe until we can break the spell. Those poor giants. They look like nice people. I wonder what they did to anger that magician so?I'll get Mel - he'll know what to do. (He's a Prince and has magical powers.)
I just want to know why they don't have to wear clothes, but I do.
They're blue. Did anyone notice that they are blue?
I think blue is a lovely color. We shouldn't hold that against them.
Bo,Clothes just add to your charm, dollface. A girl can't help but wonder how fast she can get them off of you.Obviously they are blue and naked because of their abiding desire to live in the sea. We don't need clothes here.Sirena
How lovely. Here it is. A wonderful post, all taken care of.I love having a partner.And such a good one! Boy, I'm lucky.
I believe that the spell which froze them turned them blue.
"Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid."~ Jules Fieffer
Bo, it's fine with me if you take off all your clothing.
You took the words right out of my mouth, Bo. Lucy's all over me about putting on a button-down and khakis cuz the Lord Prince is coming. He's so pissed at me I really doubt nice clothes will make a difference.
It'd be better than those dirty jeans you just picked up off the floor. And they're MY jeans, by the way.
Aidan is under the mistaken impression that we enjoy him better shirtless.
Whenever I wear shirts, you just bitch that the shirt's the wrong color or it's dirty or something. Sheesh. I mean, naked seems to be working for these blue people. Which, incidentally, is kind of how a demonized human looks, only their auras glare more.
'which way did they go?" The thieves took everything while we were in the throes of passion. We must get home before our spouses come looking for us! And it's so damn cold! Oh gosh, maybe it was our spouses!
Hi.Those statues look weird.Shadow
And Shadow hits at the heart of the matter again.
Hi Aiden,Thank you. How are you? Shadow
Hey, I wonder if these are space aliens? We'll be playing in Roswell in a few days, so I'll have my eyes open. If this is what space people do, they look like a fun bunch!
I think they're just regular mannekins, Bo.
Leave it to Ricky to come up with a prude, boring answer to everything!You need to loosen up a little. If I'm not your type, how about my sister?
Keep your succubus slut of a sister away from my Ricky, Bo!
Hi Bo,You have a sister?Shadow
Wow, I didn't mean to cause any problems around here. I think I'll go call a few clients now, see if I can line up some additional gigs or something.
Shadow, my sister's name is Charity. She's a succubus. Give me your address and I'll let her know you're interested.
Can't I leave this place for even five minutes, Bo? Quit corrupting the morals of a minor. I don't need you getting arrested right before we go on tour.
Arrested? You're funny, Ricky! Who's going to arrest a demon?Run along, prude. This place is for people who want to have a good time.
Hi Bo,Do you have a picture? Is she nice?Is it okay if I'm skinny?
That was me.Shadow
Hi Shadow,I'm good, bro. How're you?Ricky,Let the kid have some fun, all right? We'll keep it under wraps.
Like you could ever keep a secret.
Oops, that was me. We're sharing a computer and Aidan's name came up first in memory.
Does anyone but me remember the trouble Shadow got into over the beer?
I think Ricky is right.Shadow, you should be careful about beer and succubi.
Marenya, did Mel say he would come and help these blue giants on the balcony? It seems like they've been standing there a very long time. They're probably tired.
Hi Aidan,I'm good. I'm nervous. I'm suppposed to talk here tomorrow.Can I have beer, too?What's a succubi?Hi CandyShadow
I know you're supposed to talk here tomorrow. I picked you. It'll be cool.
You'll be grand, mate.
You know, sex with an incubus probably doesn't have the same sort of lasting effects that beer does. I'm thinking Shadow could swing it without his parents finding out.Just to be sure though, I'd better test the theory. Bo? What's your sister's name again?
I guess I mean succubi? Are there gender specific terms, Bo? (Not that you'd care, I realize. But I might.)
My sister's name is Charity. She's a blonde. Lots of curves.A succubus is the female form of an incubus. Plural is succubi.Charity is always ready for a good time, but she doesn't hang around anywhere the band is. She's afraid of Kalila. If you want to meet her, let me know. She's not particular, as long as you're human. We're a lot alike in that way.Gotta go now. Ricky is giving me dirty looks again, so I must be late for rehearsal or something.
Hi Aidan,Thanks I guess. I would pick you, too. I thought last week was cool.Will you be there tomorrow?Hi BoWill your sister be there tomorrow?Shadow
I'm out then; I'm fullblood demon.Shadow, I wouldn't miss it, dude.Hey Ricky? You got a horny sister?
Oh that really was nasty of you, Aidan.
I know. I'm so proud.
Those people are very blue.I'm just saying.
Aidan, sorry, but I've only got a brother. My sister-in-law is pretty if you like the stuck-up pageant-queen type. I don't think she's particularly horny, though. Not unless you've got money and status.Are those mannequins still out on the balcony? Maybe it's some sort of artistic statement.
Aliens are basically stupid.Firstly, they do all that research about perfect form and features and how to look attractive on Earth. Then someone says its a blue planet - they enter the wrong information on the cloning device and 'Voilà'.Stupid plastic people alien infiltrators - so near and yet so far away!
Ricky man, I was just kiddin' ya.
I think they're having a fight.There's a whole dialogue there.
"Oi! Cobalt! I still don't think this is how 'Blue Screen' is supposed to work!"
Lol. Funny Elaine.Oy Cobalt. Clever.:-)
I see blue! It's glorious!-Frank the Tank
Post a Comment