Pursuant to our conversation from Tuesday, let's tell fortunes!
Here's a fortune cookie with a pristine slip of paper inside. You write the fortune! It can be for a specific person or for whatever random person happens to find this cookie.
Have fun! Characters only, please.
28 comments:
The one I should've gotten when I met Kalila was "Be careful what you wish for."
I'd like to make fortune cookie fortunes that simply said, "Have a nice day."
I'd print up fortunes with my phone number. Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea. Ricky, any ideas how one would go about it?
Uh, no. Sorry, Bo.
For anyone listening, I'd like to share this fortune (one I've actually found in a cookie): "Allow yourself time - you will reach success." Amen to that.
My favorite one (that I have taped on my wall) is "It could be better, but its good enough" (not exactly a fortune, but a hilarious sentiment... if only because of the typo - I guess it really is "good enough").
--Olivia
Hi
I'd like one that was money.
Shadow
It says: You will read a fortune cookie.
"You will acquire great riches."
Is that what you're looking for, Shadow?
Don't accept it, Shadow! Kalila's fortunes come with a catch.
"Quit screwing up. ~God"
*snicker*
See, I have a sense of humor!
~Gabe, On Common Ground
I like to add "in bed" to every fortune I get.
I basically live with a fortune cookie. It's not all that great.
You're just pissed cuz you lost at poker last night, Kae.
Hi Kalila,
Yes. Can I have that one?
Hi Kaelin and Aidan
You're funny.
Shadow
I like the cookies better than the fortunes. The fortunes are often very silly.
Aidan, my fortunes come with "in bed" already written there. You have to add it? Want my cookie source?
Dude, Bo, I'm joking. I'm sure you're not.
Thanks, Shadow. Kaelin is a sore loser though. He beat me up after.
Cheaters get beat up. That's the house rules.
Well it's pretty hard NOT to cheat with you practically projecting your cards at me with your mind. Sheesh.
Besides, I telepathed my hand accidentally in the third round. Jason cleaned up as I recall. So we're even.
Gabe, you wouldn't know a sense of humor if it held you by your legs and pulled your wings off.
Problem is, cookies aren't usually clairvoyant. So how about something like:
Milk
dozen eggs
pop-tarts
bread
butter
chicken nuggets
sugar
apples
(a grocery list, ya know? get it?)
~Luke, On Common Ground
Bo, your fortunes are restricted to beds? How very tame.
These are the fortunes I would give out:
You will suffer the most exquisitly torturous pleasures known to man.
Your soul is in danger. Your body is mine.
~Nezbit, On Common Ground
I'd put "Something wonderful will happen to you in the next few days." That leaves it very open but each morning it would be exciting just to wake up.
I'd put "Something wonderful will happen to you in the next few days." That leaves it very open but each morning it would be exciting just to wake up.
How about a fortune you can do something about?
"Visit the bank. You will come into great riches."
Later, chumps, I've got some banking to do!!
"Denying your connection to nature is like trying to rid your body of water."
After all, water is one of the most basic elements of our bodies, and without nature, man would be nothing.
~Nixie, Nixie
I've never seen a fortune cookie. Do you eat it? And swallow the fortune?
That was me, Gabby.
I don't go near cookies, myself. They're disgusting.
Why can't they put fortunes in blood transfusion bags? That would be useful.
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