Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Challenge: Reverse voice

Time for a challenge: What would you never, ever, ever, ever in the world say?

Go ahead - say it! Let that reverse voice out!

25 comments:

DESTINY said...

I would say: Do as you like. Actions have no consequences. Everything is random. I am not watching you.

Candy said...

I would never tell anyone I loved them. For one thing they'd probably just laugh at me. Besides love is soppy - just something people write about in books so girls like me can grow up and be disappointed when they find there really is no such thing,

shy said...

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Scruffy said...

foow, foow, foow, foow, foow, foow, foow

gaw, gaw, gaw, gaw, gaw, gaw

tnap, tnap, tnap, tnap, tnap

foow!

Fin said...

Love is worthless, Dostoevsky was wrong, Christ was a wimp, people suck.
I have hated meeting all of you because you're an unhelpful lot and because it's not like people need to reach out and do these things once in a while.
I won't help you.

Troubadour said...

I forgive you.

Marilyn Peake said...

I would say: I'm going to turn over a new leaf. I will have deep respect for humans and their motivations.

Oh, please, make me laugh.

- Donella, "Repo Girl" in Repo Girl and the Fortune Faerie, short story soon to be published in the anthology, Twisted Tails IV: Fantastic Flights of Fantasy.

Candy said...

Fin - As this is what we would never really say, you really do believe in love then? I think you' re lucky. And it's nice to know you'll help us. We need to help each other.

This of course is off topic. Sorry!

Fin said...

See, Candy, I'm going to speak in earnest now: where you serious or are you responding in reverse? I'll take your answer as you talking, not the premise of this post.

Candy said...

Fin,

I was talking straight,not reverse voice, believing the opposite of what you said - right?
I just couldn't help envying your belief in all the things I don't anymore.
How old are you Fin? I(Candy) is nineteen.

Gets confusing, doesn't it!

Brokerage said...

Reverse voice?

Nothing to do. Never talk on the phone. No one to see.

That's a challenge? Not a hard one.

Fin said...

Candy,
I'm seventeen. It's funny how you can be young but realize that someone older than you is a moron. (brokerage, hang up the phone and stop being rude! you're in a business where you sell yourself but you're being a, well, an ass)

Hey, Candy, what's going on with you and Brian?

Brokerage said...

Better one.

I won't lay off 500 employees tomorrow because I'm too nice a guy.

Brokerage said...

Fin - it's just business. Don't take it personally.

Goran Njiric said...

Sex is boring but worth pursuing across the ends of the earth. Lying, cheating, and stealing is unequivocally bad. People should be trod upon and ground into dust, and treated like the dirt on the ground. People should expect to be taken advantage of and plan accordingly. Martians are good, loyal, honest, and hard-working people. Loonies are brilliant, independent and clever humans who deserve the utmost respect for their innumerable contributions to humanity. The Century of Promise wasn't built on shabby showmanship and lies that fell apart as they were being built up and happened to be noticed by everyone ever.

That's... about it.

Fin said...

As I live and breath, Brokerage, I can't believe you answered that. And I expected you to be mean. Actually, I was trying to goad you a little.

Chicken Little said...

Henny Penny told me I wasn't dead. That's good. I'm glad I'm not dead. Oh. I mean I'm sad I'm not dead. I'm not worried about doing this wrong. I'm not worried that I'm giving the wrong answer to the reverse question. I do everything right. I don't have to worry. Everyone listens to me.


But they don't!!!!!!!

Pure Fiction said...

Life is good.
When I enter a room people fall at my feet, my cappucino's are always piping hot. God but it's great to be beautiful, succesful and thin.

Ms. Fettleston said...

Dear Ms. Mira,

I suppose I would say a bad word, dear. However, it is better not to say bad words, dear.

Sincerely,

Ms. Fettleston

sex scenes at starbucks said...

I will not always call my brother Kae. He hates that.

--Aidan

Christine H said...

Faldur -

“A’er marenken, Marenya. M’ashkenai el folmendur.” Translation: I hold you in my heart, Marenya. My heart burns forever.

By the way, I've given up smoking. And I've decided to become a farmer.

Marenya -

If you want me, come and get me.

Charlene said...

You would never ever catch ME saying that I trusted Loki or appreciated that stupid Demon's company!
I swear if I knew how to kill her...


-Hope

Ten said...

Oh, god, these breasts are just way too big, they make my back hurt!

Ok, I wish I could say that from time to time, but only so Pedo-Bear would stop stalking me.

SMD said...

I would never say "lover" because the word feels as skanky as polyester jumpsuits. Or "boyfriend", because once you get past high school it's just stupid. And "partner"? That's almost as bad, what with all the confusion over business partner, spades partner, bowling partner? Which is it, huh?

The only word I will say is "mine", beause that's all I need to say.

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