Okay, here it is. The important question that our teachers and mentors always want to know about you. They tell us we should know this about you no matter who you are, from the greatest hero to the everyman on the street. So here it is, the important question: What do you eat for breakfast?
Assuming, of course, you eat. Perhaps you don't eat, you absorb things by osmosis. Maybe you lick colors or chew oxygen. Or maybe you sit down to a full court meal served by gorgeous half-dressed chiropracters (if that's the case, please invite me tomorrow.) But in whatever way you do it: What do you eat for breakfast?