You're stuck. You innocently went into this elevator:
And suddenly, the elevator jerked to a stop.
The buttons don't work.
There is no phone.
Uh oh.
How do you get out????
Tell us all about it. We'd like to know, since we're stuck in there, too, and haven't got a freakin' clue!!
How to get out of this elevator???
35 comments:
Who farted? That is NOT cool!
What is this elevator? For that matter, what am I doing here. I don't even know what a phone is!
Ask me later, Abigail. Do I have anyone who might actually be in an elevator...suppose not
Um, how about we use the trap door on the ceiling?
Yes, open the door in the ceiling. I'll boost you up Cassandra.
I gotta get out of here . . Now. Someone, bang on the door. Scream. Who's a good screamer.
You ready Cassie?
I've always avoided elevators for fear this could happen! I have claustrophobia and if I don't get out of here I'll go bonkers. I'm just going to hunker down on the floor and shut my eyes until someone rescues us.
Relax, everyone. I'll just use my cell phone to call 911.
While we wait for our rescuers, anybody care for some gum? That always calms me.
Yes, thank you Olivia. You know, I've been spending so much time with the Trevets lately, that I thought you said "gun" at first. (laughs)
Oh, Ginger, that's too funny. Nope, no gun here. Sounds like a bad idea in a cramped elevator - especially with an angry midget in our midst.
Hang on folks, this is the fire department. We're getting you out.
(The elevator starts moving back to the ground floor. The doors open, revealing several hunky firemen.)
Is everyone all right in here?
(bends over Candy) Miss, are you okay?
(guiding people out. Sees Abigail looking frail and lost)
Are you okay, Miss?
(to Calvin) Sir, you look a little pale. Why don't you just step over here and let me check you, allright?
Don't like elevators much, do you buddy? (smells the pot smoke on his clothes and grimaces slightly)
Here's an idea. Don't take elevators. Total death traps.
Whew! I thought we'd never get out! I made it though without making too much of a fuss, didn't I. You were all so calm. Hey, that fireman was kind of cute!
(needs another joint after freaking out . .)
Thank God you guys got here. Never mind the check up, just give me some space to breathe.
(to Candy) Yeah, well you're pretty cute yourself. What's your name?
(to Cal) Just take it easy.
(steps back) You're fine. Take all the space you want. (nods at Mike to come over and back him up)
(to Abigail) Excuse me a moment. Just stay there and don't move, alright? I'll be right back.
(under his breath to Bret) We got a live one here?
Uh-oh, Cal. Those firemen seem a bit too interested in you. Hope you make it outta this okay.
Hush, Nutmeg, these guys just saved our lives! Hey Stan, we really are grateful. Maybe you could give me a hand here, my legs seem cramped from crunching down on the floor for so long. I'll be okay in a minute.
Sure thing. (puts an arm under her and helps her up) I wouldn't say we saved your lives, except from being really bored. Better?
(winks at Nutmeg) She's the one who said I was cute.
How come there are no hot GIRL firefighters?
This rescue sucks.
Yeah, I second that, Aidan.
Because you're married, Aidan.
But I did see a cute EMT outside, Darryl.
I'm married, Ginger. I'm not blind.
I'll be sure to tell Marenya that next time I see her.
Now you're just TRYING to get me in trouble, Ginger.
(grins) No, I think you do a pretty good job of that yourself.
So what are you doing here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be on your honeymoon?
I was going to say the same thing, Ginger, but I didn't want to be accused of being a snarky teenager.
Yeah, um.
Seer.
Telepathy.
Don't take elevators. I'm just saying.
You can snark at Aidan all you want, Nutmeg. He's used to it.
I'm fine...I just am not accustomed to elevators. Thank you for the timely rescue.
Thanks, Ginger. I'll keep that in mind. :-)
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